What Men Want

What Men Want

On this day, he shall have the right to... 

Not have the door banged on his face after an argument

Not sleep on the couch after an argument

Not brush his teeth, preferably

Grow, in every possible way. By not shaving, not paring the nails, but most particularly, not bathing. If the going gets too tough, there's always body spray. (Ever wondered how much deo a man uses?)

Not make the bed

Not clean the toilet floor

Walk all over the house immediately after the floor has been mopped

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1 Year Old Child is Pregnant

One year old child found pregnant in Saudi Arabia. Doctors says it's a unique case for this world! Medical Science Report says : "When the mother of this child was pregnant, she had 2 fetuses inside her. But one of the fetus grew inside the other, this why this girl was born with the other fetus inside her womb."

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Refaeli asked to dump DiCaprio by Israeli group

An Israeli nationalist group has urged Bar Refaeli to dump American boyfriend, actor Leonardo DiCaprio, and settle down with a Jewish husband, says a report. Contactmusic.com reports that Baruch Marzel, an Israeli politician sent a letter on behalf of the Lehava organisation. "It is not by chance that you were born Jewish. Your grandmother and her grandmother did not dream that one of their descendants would one day remove the family's future generations from the Jewish people. Assimilation has forever been one of the enemies of the Jewish people," stated the letter. Marzel added that he has "nothing against Mr DiCaprio, who I have no doubt is a talented actor, Come to your senses, look forward and back too and not only the present. Don't marry Leonardo DiCaprio, don't harm the future generations." The supermodel, who has been dating DiCaprio since 2005, was forced to deny rumours about her engagement earlier this month after she was spotted wearing a ring on her wedding finger.

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Emma Watson splits from longterm beau

Emma Watson has reportedly resumed her single status after splitting from her longterm boyfriend. The Harry Potter actress, who began dating financier Jay Barrymore in 2008, was said to have put an end to the romance just months after moving to the US to pursue a university degree. "Emma and Jay were in trouble for months and with Emma at Brown University in America, the transatlantic gap proved too much for their relationship to survive," the Daily Star quoted a source as telling the Mail. The 19-year-old star was named Hollywood's highest paid female star of 2009 in a list compiled by Vanity Fair magazine.

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Guys' guide to breast terminology

Guys' guide to breast terminology

There are thousands of different words for ****s, but how do you know what term is appropriate for the situation you're in? Luckily, we've spent a lot of time talking about ****s, and we've created a handy User's Guide to **** Terminology to help you figure out what **** term to use in a given situation.

Breasts


What It Refers To: The superior ventral surface (the upper-torso) of the human body. Usually, the term refers to this area on the female body, while "chest" is more commonly used to describe the upper-torso of male bodies, unless it's a fat *** dude with man-****s.

When It's Used: In medical or technical conversations, or on television when, for some reason, they feel like they can't just say "****s".

Proper Usage: "Ma'am, I'm afraid you have breast cancer."

Improper Usage: "Hey, drunk chicks, show us your breasts!"

Bosom


What It Refers To: In reference to the ****s of your mom, grandma, a diety, or any woman who you would never sexualize in a million billion years.

When It's Used: In The Bible, or in reference to where a baby is sleeping.

Proper Usage: "...And lo, Mary held the child Jesus unto her bosom."

Improper Usage: "That stripper was rubbing her bosom all over my face!"

****s or ****ies



What It Refers To: ****s that are covered by clothing with no indication of ******, as in the image above. Because of the lack of ****** visibility, "****" is often used in a more playful tone, rather than a sexual tone.

When It's Used: In everyday conversation between males and females alike. Due to its casual, non-threatening overtones, "****s" is considered a relatively non-sexual term, and is therefore acceptable for conversational use, making "****s" the most popular term for ****s.

Proper Usage: "Hey, boss! Your ****s look pretty good in that sweater."

Improper Usage: "Hey, wife! I'm gonna ****ie-screw you tonight."

Tits or Titties


What It Refers To: ****s that are uncovered by clothing, or covered by clothing but with clear evidence of ******s beneath the clothing, thereby justifying the term's more overt sexual tone.

When It's Used: When two men are discussing ****s in a sexual way.

Proper Usage: "Hey, drunk chicks, show us your tits!"

Improper Usage: "Ma'am, I'm afraid you have titty cancer."

Buzongas or Guzongas


What It Refers To: ****s that are cartoonishly large, or the large ****s of an actual cartoon, like Jessica Rabbit.

When It's Used: Usually in a conversation with other dudes, delivered in a manner of joking or comical disbelief. Most other ridiculous **** terms fall into this category as well (i.e.- knockers, chesticles, cans, hooters, funbags, dairy pillows, baby feeders, boulders, devil's dumplings, flapdoodles, goombas, honkers, jugs, melons, milk bombs, num-nums, wopbopaloobops, sweater cows, etc.).

Proper Usage: "Did you see that chick smash the beer can with her guzongas?"

Improper Usage: ""...And lo, mom held the child unto her guzongas."

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Megan Fox not game for one-night stands

Megan Fox says the idea of one-night stands makes her sick and that she has slept with just two men. Apart from her current boyfriend, actor Brian Austin Green, the 23-year-old beauty says she's only been with her childhood boyfriend. "I've only been with two men my entire life. My childhood sweetheart and Brian. I can never have sex with someone that I don't love, ever. The idea makes me sick. I've never even come close to having a one-night stand," she said. Fox blames herself for the way the media portray her as a man eater. "My biggest regret is that I've assisted the media in making me into a cartoon character. I don't regret what has happened to me but I regret the way I have dealt with it," she said. Fox says she's currently leading a quiet life with boyfriend Green and help raise his son Kassius, 8, which she says media tends to overlook. "I am a stepmother to the fullest extent. I have looked after Kassius since he was three and he has no memory of life without me. For some reason, no one wants to look at me that way."

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Brangelina inside story revealed in new book

Details of the much discussed courtship between Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt and more will be revealed in a new book by author Jenny Paul. Paul has spent six years in researching for her book "Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie: The True Story". According to imdb.com, the author is convinced she has the goods on the couple's private worlds when they met on the set of "Mr and Mrs. Smith" in 2004. Paul has also unearthed details of Jolie's sexual liaisons around the time of her first Pitt meeting and claims she was dating ex-husband Jonny Lee Miller and actor Ralph Fiennes. Paul's claims linking Jolie to Mick Jagger are sure to shock more than any other facts in the book. She says in her book that Jolie slept with Jagger around the time she appeared in the 1997 Rolling Stones video for "Anybody Seen My Baby". The book also features revelations about the couple's expanding family and claims the pair plans to have 13 children -- "some will be adopted, some will be biological", Paul says.

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